oh dear..

oh dear..

steve found my artist statement on the artbeat site… its kinda odd, in that it doesn’t say anything about the work or my practice.. it’s just a collection of (SE type) quotes (sans names).. he loved it, said it was quite ‘stream of consciousness’ writing… giggles

the ‘statement’:

dot dot who’s there dot dot = knock knock= knock knock jokes and dont ask me why i thought of that i could nt rember a knowck nock joke even lol i’m at my best when i’m tired…. uhh.. sweet and sour pork. thats it.. yup. fish. that’s where it’s at. atleasti’mnottypinglikethis man.. you’re fast.. I’m going to sodomize the FUCK out of that bug.. I put a video camera in my pants and it tells me everything.. Freud would have a hardon over you magic wang..? ooh plane *donk* I wanted to put him in my pocket and take him home… if i actually paid you for this, i’d be very disappointed.. you there! with that fish! stop that! I’m fighting dinosaurs right now.. they give me oodles of experience. This bunny is all tuckered out… I could probably do more if I had more RAM… you’ve got a strange duck, ma’am.. That fat mexican used my ball.. most of the ones i have, are from you.. Using box cutters and duct tape… sorry, just what came out when I hit the keyboard..

he also read a selection of it to the rest of the group, and d mumbled to someone (i later asked what he’d said: “i didn’t think she’d have said anything like that”)

hehe… oh have i got him fooled 😉